Hunger painz

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

What's up fam? This ish has been bugging me for awhile..and I'm almost positive I'm not the only one that rolls their eyes whenever these words are uttered by a heffa who has been thru hell in a gasoline dripped handbasket with a mofo ..

"Imma go on this date, cuz it's a free meal.."

uhhhhh since when did food become so hard to come by when your azz works 40 hours a week? Maybe I'm the confused one.

I can't tell you how much it grates my nerves hearing females talk about how they can't stand a dude, but soon as he comes with the offer of dinner and a movie..(IF he comes with it cuz u know how I view these mofos these days and their dating efforts) then they dayum near break their neck to go out with the dude.


Let one of these lames position their finger to dial my number after they have pulled some ole bullshittahhh on me. ..I'm dayum sho not gonna come out the side of my neck accepting his offer to have some wings and fries (cuz i know they aint gonna go all out)... ..I'm dayum sho not FINNTA yeah FINNTA go...Why not Meik? Its freeeeeee..that's a bunch of bullshitttahhhh.

That just means I aint gonna be able to shake his mofo azz and I just might not be in the mood to blog on him LMAO. Seriously though, for the life of me, I can't understand the line of thinking to date someone for the sake of a free meal. Why can't a mofo buy their own meal? Wouldn't you rather eat with someone you like versus someone you hope chokes on the next bite he takes? (disclaimer..unless that's part of ur master plan and u planning to get his azz for cheating or some ish LOL.. **sideeye**)

Eh..maybe I'm just leery of the world, but if I was THAT hungry..I think I'd bust open a packet of chicken flavored ramen noodles and park my azz on the couch..I'm getting old and my nerves aint like they used to be.

Lesson Learned: If you can't afford a meal and have to rely on a mofo to buy you one because you think you getting over on them by making them spend a 50 dollar bill.... CHILE PULEEEZE..that's some ole bullshitttahhhh.. in the end, you probably bout to GET one shape, form or fashion..that is all. My advice: if he hurt u once..I'd think real long and hard about that meal he offering to pay for.. his azz probably got some ulterior motive like he want some azz cuz his jumpoff is busy..but hey.. its up to you if u wanna be an OPTION.. im just saying..

Until later..

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  1. OMG!! I had to learn that lesson. But he was trying to talk to me and instead of taking me out he cooked and I wish i had never went because he bugged me for a good year until he got the message nothing was happening over here! He got back with his babymama. LESSON LEARNED!!!

  2. I hate chicks like this...then when it gets mentioned...all the 'independent' women show up and act like this ish don't happen!..I'll be pointing folks to this posting in the future...hungry a*z Ho*s! (SN: I don't want no women to talk to me outta the 'side of her neck!'

  3. I haven't heard of any ladies that actually go out with the same guy that did her wrong, just for a meal. But I have heard of ladies going out with a brand newbie that don't stand a chance, just to eat. He doesn't even know what he's in for.

    He's usually a nice guy too. I know what I'm talking about. I've been that guy a time or two. He's that guy that had the misfortune of running into her a few days or a week or two after the jerk she still obsesses over did something foul to her. Someone that actually likes the girl, does all the right things but never stands a chance, he's just a free meal to her. She's too hurt to even entertain the thought of getting back into a realtionship.

    Poor guy. I hope the meal was good.


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