Ode to my beloved...

Posted by ~Meik on


Fam.. I decided against having Redd do the funeralization for my beloved potholder..but many of you wanted to know what happened..so teary eyed and all..here goes.

It was a dark and warm night out.. oh hell I'll skip the specifics.. anyhoo..I was hungry when I got off work.. decided I wanted to eat some fries and since a mofo had me all bent out of shape on the phone I forgot to stop at Wendy's.. SOOOOO I decided to throw some in the oven.. yummmm!!

In the meantime..I see on twitter my FAV U-streamer is live from the ATL so i decide let me tune into that.. while i wait. Well, all of the foolywang silliness on there kept me tuned in.. it was funny, and entertaining as hell.. and i couldn't look away..

well i finally remember oh hell im still hungry and i smell the fries.. so i run downstairs to get them out of the oven.. (damn near 30 min later..lol) and open the oven, and b/c im still sniggling hysterically, I somehow manage to DROP the ish and fries flew everywhere.. well my first thought was.. SAVE THE FRIES!!! A MOFO IS HUNGRY!! so i fling the pan ontop of the stove.. and pick up the fries off the floor ..(dont act like u dont know the 3 second rule).. and in the meantime.. im guessing the potholder (sniff sniff) slid into the oven during all this flinging ish and junk and i closed the oven door..cuz im still acting like Precious and her last meal on earth and all.. well i decide hell f this.. im dumpin the fries in the trash..lemme make a new batch.. i open the oven door..and FLAMES FLAMES FLAMES are EVERYWHERE..

OH HELL.

I of course am the one producer that works in news that dont pay any attention to the ish i write daily on fire prevention and all that bull issssssss

so i figure im not tryin to get my hair SWINJED off (like joe jackson said happened to michael during the pepsi commercial) so i commenced to blowing at the flames like its a birthday cake cuz i needs my hair...

well thank gawd that ish worked...meanwhile the smoke detector does work and commenced to beepin and workin my nerves..house smokey as hell yet i manage to jump right back online to tell my ustream fam that they made me suffer a LOSS..
well..there's not much left to my lil potholder.. sniff sniff

I am distraught..house still smells a lil chargrilled.. and I am in MOURNING. the end.

I'll miss you potholder!! We went thru so much together..your cousins (the matching towels) won't be the same without you! Smooches....

Lesson Learned: DO NOT WATCH ish live on U-Stream and try to cook ish.. you will be laughing and singing and won't get ish done LOL.

8 comments:

Zandra said...
April 1, 2010 at 5:26 PM

Lol!!! Wow!! What in the world were you watching??? (Clueless Look)

non pot holder burner said...
April 1, 2010 at 5:36 PM

Wow that ia awesome. You def had me rolling. Hope the apt smells better.

~Meik said...
April 2, 2010 at 12:02 AM

Zandra...imma blame u on this one too cuz u let me encourage them fools to dance and ish LMAO

TIa said...
April 4, 2010 at 2:35 AM

LMBO now i know the story.. So sad..SMH...

~Meik said...
April 4, 2010 at 2:38 AM

so u see why im in mourning and THEY owe me a potholder? LOL

Kwana said...
April 13, 2010 at 9:30 AM

Girl you never were the cook!! Lol!!!

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