Mofo can't pay for ish..

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

What's up fam?

Time for another episode of NO THIS MOFO DIDN'T!

Stroll with me down memory lane to last weekend...I'm chillin at this spot uptown and run into a guy that has been trying to holla for the past couple of years...

now before ya'll trip..lemme explain why im not into this mofo:
1. if you've been accused of rape..i ain't interested..
2. mofo seems to be permanently on the slow bus
3. he has anger issues...

need i go on?!

Anyhoo..I digress..
Mofo informs me that he is going to buy me a drink..so im like cool..imma finish the one im drinking on..and drinks are half price meaning the martini will be around 4 bucks...

well..he keeps on circling me asking me if im ready for the next one..i say ok..fine..just order it..but fam..when the waitress comes..this fool orders his drink and says imma get yours..so my crew is ready to bounce so i say well how bout when the check comes..u just get that (sort of kidding and its only 10 bucks)...

he then informs me:

" well umm i aint got no money"..

blink..

blink..

blink..

WHY THE HOT HAYLE ARE U OFFERING TO PAY FOR ISH THEN?!

Needless to say I never expected him to pay for my 10 dollar bill but I just wanted to see what he'd do..so i pay for my ish and throw the deuces...

Lesson Learned: Always be prepared to pay for your own ish..cuz you can't depend on mofos to do it...

~Meik

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3 comments

  1. that's just triflin...smh

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  2. Girl, where the hell are you hanging out at! That joker should be ashamed! LOL!

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  3. Did he pay for his own at least? Contribute to a tip? SOMETHING????

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